Anonymous asked:

first was the titanic

then there was the titan

i propose that the next vessel is to be known as the tit

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

now why would you send this as anon

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todays-problematic-ship:

“Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?”

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only-tiktoks:

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thefirstanomally:

were–ralph:

flizaa:

were–ralph:

once-a-polecat:

neuronary:

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

Originally posted by edg3ydaddies

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

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2 hours ago 82,800 notes

princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

being gay cancels out the murder and cannibalism thing. now hannibal lecter’s only crimes are medical malpractice and being upper class

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3 hours ago 25,587 notes

natelm2nd:

ALT

The sticker on Aimee’s water bottle.

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4 hours ago 1,351 notes

eggpla:

eggpla:

“I think I’ve been shadowbanned:((”

Buddy I’ve been on this site nine wretched years and I’ve never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

Hey stop reblogging this assholes

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noodleroni2:

metroid-fusion:

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kartrap:

krawkpaladin:

Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like “hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*” while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn’t to say that I don’t like it. But I definitely find myself going “maybe I shouldn’t reblog this because I’ve already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don’t want to look like I don’t have a life,” I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

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kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

Also I’m about to be partnering with a brand on something so I need you guys to be on your best behavior

I need you two to fight for my own entertainment

So apparently this isn’t “brand-friendly behavior”

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rehearsing:

lovergirl:

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

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hellomingo:

on “today’s twitter shenanigans”

7 hours ago 938 notes

Anonymous asked:

What? There's a polycule in the X-Men comics rn? Who's in it?

unpretty:

missingkitsune:

unpretty:

unpretty:

ALT

they’re the only ones with connected rooms lmao

welcome to the summers home, let me introduce you to the family

• scott
• scott’s brother, havok
• scott’s brother, vulcan
• scott’s son from the future, cable
• scott’s daughter from the alternate future, rachel
• scott’s wife, jean
• wolverine

Wait, wait wait….Scott has another brother? I’ve obviously been away from the comics for a very long time.

When did this take place?

in 2006 they revealed a long lost brother from space that no one knew about because they were separated while he was busy being a fetus

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severalsmallwizards:

yourcousinvinnie:

axziom13:

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